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Jonny is a filmmaker and Si is a 3D graphic artist. We are two brothers who love films. If you do as well, maybe you‘ll enjoy listening to us discuss movies, good and bad, while we relive our childhoods, deconstruct them and go off on tangents. Be advised, this podcast contains strong language, including sexual swearwords.
Episodes
Thursday Oct 20, 2022
BONUS REVIEW - Halloween 2018 trilogy - 20-10-22
Thursday Oct 20, 2022
Thursday Oct 20, 2022
Hello and welcome to What's Our...? Because it's half of what it normally is, due to the absence of one Si. It's alright, he's fine, he's not dead or anything... we just didn't have time to meet this week, so instead, I decided to give my thoughts on the Halloween 2018 trilogy, that culminated in this week's release of Halloween Ends. Both Kills and Ends have been critically ripped apart, and audiences haven't been too kind either, so I wanted to check them out and find out if I agreed. Do they hit Morbius levels of morbful? Or, worse...Avengers 1998 level??
Listen to find out.
Disagree? Write to us! Debate with us! We don't bite...hard.
And look out for a follow up discussion with my illustrious co-host in the next episode.
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
EPISODE 25 - The Exorcist (1973) - Halloween Special #2- 05-10-22
Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
Wednesday Oct 05, 2022
Pray, dear listeners, for the demon resides within thee! The power of WOSN compels you!
We're not really speaking in tongues, we just sound like that.
This week, we're eating cans of pea soup while engaging in some light movie watching. It's Halloween movie #2, The Exorcist (1973), directed by William Friedkin and most certainly not Tobe Hooper or Steven Spielberg. Let's just lay that to rest right now.
We unpack some of the mysteries surrounding this masterpiece of horror cinema, concluding...not much. Just that William Friedkin wouldn't get away with some of that shit today.
In the interim, a shocking, highly unorthodox reshuffling of the format that left one host...nonplussed, while Si seeks forgiveness for a rather prickly demeanor throughout. Repent! Repent, you heathen!
We also shout out two of our pod friends. You can find their trailers starting at 07:38.
The Movie Tree - https://shows.acast.com/rogue-two-podcast
FilmFloggers - www.filmfloggers.com
You hear that? No, it's not the clickety click of little spider feet. It's episode 25 starting up. Get on it!
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.
Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood
Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.
Nightly News Impact Logo by HollywoodEdge.
News by MusicalSmile.
A Halloween - Wolf_Music
Trap Ident by LEXMUSIC
Wednesday Sep 28, 2022
EPISODE 24 - Poltergeist (1982) Halloween Special #1– 28-09-22
Wednesday Sep 28, 2022
Wednesday Sep 28, 2022
In just over a month, the ghouls, witches and demons shall rise up to wreak havoc as All Hallow’s Eve befalls us once more, and what better way to celebrate the festival of darkness than by watching scary movies?
This week, we watched Poltergeist, a Toe Pooper film, not at all directed by Steven Spielberg. And those skeletons in the pool aren’t real in the slightest.
Through a haze of fatigue (and a rather sudden expulsion of bodily gas during VFX Cavalcade), we trudged through this episode until we dragged ourselves, crawling, defeated, hoarse and ripping our own faces off, over the finish line. The episode was then edited over several days in order to make it seem like we acquitted ourselves with the utmost professionalism and composure.
Our efforts may have failed.
Let's have an episode.
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.
Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood
Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.
Nightly News Impact Logo by HollywoodEdge.
News by MusicalSmile.
A Halloween - Wolf_Music
Trap Ident by LEXMUSIC
Sunday Sep 18, 2022
EPISODE 23 - Morbius (2022) - “I’ve Lost My Morbles” - 18-09-22
Sunday Sep 18, 2022
Sunday Sep 18, 2022
Morbius has gained cult status simply by being reportedly bad, but there are those who have said "well, it's not really so bad." Ever the detectives, we deigned to investigate to find out if Morbius is indeed bad... or not so bad. We did this through intricately developed investigative techniques that took us decades to learn in the art of investigation and whatnot. So we watched the film and made snarky comments about it on our podcast afterwards.
Si commendeers movie news and sets a new Guinness World Record for Dad puns, while Jonny plays random grunts from films and Si tries to guess what they are.
Also, check out Filmfloggers at www.filmfloggers.com, another fantastic movie podcast (note how I'm bigging us up while bigging them up. This is talent) - we were mentioned during their Cutthroat Island episode, so give that a listen so you'll have any idea what we're banging on about in the opening here.
All that and more. It's...amorbsballs.
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.
Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood
Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.
Nightly News Impact Logo by HollywoodEdge.
News by MusicalSmile.
A Halloween - Wolf_Music
All licenses obtained via Envato.
Sunday Sep 11, 2022
EPISODE 22 - Last Action Hero (1993) - 11-09-22
Sunday Sep 11, 2022
Sunday Sep 11, 2022
It's been a while, but here we are with our first full episode since the Eisenhower administration.
Last Action Hero, much maligned at the time for it's overly comedic and satirical style (here 1993, I'll help - it's a comedy and a satire...) and for the fact that it wasn't Jurassic Park, makes it's What's Our Seat Number debut as it pulls out it's magic ticket and slides effortlessly through our microphones and into episode 22.
With animated cats, black and white renderings of Humphrey Bogart and many, many cameos, audiences probably thought they'd accidentally walked into Planet Hollywood. But far removed from it's release and with our usual nostalgia glasses on, it's obvious that this is a hilarious and highly entertaining movie that should have recieved more love than it did.
As usual, we play games and talk trivia and movie news, with some added controversy this week because Jonny's not content with simply being cancelled, he also wants to watch the world burn. He just shot someone, he did it on purpose.
Aaaaaanyway. Enjoy.
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.
Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood
Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.
Nightly News Impact Logo by HollywoodEdge.
Thursday Sep 08, 2022
BONUS EPISODE 08-09-22 - What We’ve Seen
Thursday Sep 08, 2022
Thursday Sep 08, 2022
Hi everyone! We've been away for a bit, but we're back! We recorded an episode this week (Last Action Hero) but as I haven't had time to edit it all yet, here's a snippet we've put together so we can catch up on what we've seen over the summer!
So, in the meantime...what have you seen?
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Trap Ident by LEXMUSIC.
Sunday Jul 10, 2022
BONUS EPISODE 10-07-22
Sunday Jul 10, 2022
Sunday Jul 10, 2022
Oi oi! You lucky people!
Here is an interesting short discussion we had about people being mean online. It's part moan, part plea, but all worth it to hear Jonny's Vanessa Redgrave impression. Enjoy, stay in school.
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Wednesday Jul 06, 2022
EPISODE 21 – The Black Phone (2022) – 06-07--22
Wednesday Jul 06, 2022
Wednesday Jul 06, 2022
This week we went to see The Black Phone, starring Ethan Hawke and directed by Scott Derrickson, based on a Joe Hill short story (from the collection 20th Century Ghosts, if anyone wants to check it out.)
Remember that scene in Jumanji when Robin Williams' legs can be seen sticking out of the ceiling from the floor below? That's what happened to Jonny as a result of the jump scares in The Black Phone.
We also get a bit serious about stuff. I know, it's completely off brand and complaints can be posted in the complaints box. It's the big bowl filled with water in that small room over there.
Seriously though, TRIGGER WARNING as we talk a bit about physical abuse of children, which this movie deals with quite a bit.
ALSO - SPOILER ALERT!!!
As usual, we have games, trivia and movie talk, it's all in this episode, so click on it and listen to it!
Don't forget to like, review, rate and subscribe!
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Funk Logo 2 by AndySlatter.
Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.
Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood
Nightly News Impact Logo by HollywoodEdge.
Thursday Jun 23, 2022
EPISODE 20 – Jurassic Park Special (1993-2022) – 23-06-22
Thursday Jun 23, 2022
Thursday Jun 23, 2022
It seems that like the Tyrannosaur, WOSN doesn’t follow any set patterns or park schedules. It’s the essence of chaos. So, here we are, a week and a day after the last episode. Anarchy! But still, we’re not posting old episodes, we’re making all new ones!
In this episode, we discuss everything Jurassic Park, from the 1993 classic directed by Steven Spielberg, to the current trilogy, Jurassic World.
So, pour yourself a trembling glass of water, hang onto something and put those down, if they’re heavy it means they’re expensive…and listen to the grating sound of us talking, which is akin to Alan Grant blowing into a fossilized Raptor larynx. Don’t have the time? You’ll find the time. Because…life…finds a way…
Note: Trevorrow is pronounced like "tomorrow." Not like "Devereaux." I don’t know why I did that, but sometimes the simplest pronunciation is the correct one. Now ask me how to say Timothee Chalamet…
Note #2: Every time one of us said Stegosaurus… we meant Brontosaurus. We’re not paleontologists…
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
A Halloween - Wolf_Music
Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.
Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood.
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
EPISODE 19 - Jurassic World: Dominion (2022) 15-06-22
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Oh! Uuuuh...oooohhh! Um...ooooh!
And so the Goldblumming begins!
This week we discuss the latest in a long line of sequels repurposed into legacy sequels - Jurassic World: Dominican...er...Dominion.
Fair warning: HERE BE SPOILERS!
We talk pranks (Si hilariously hindered my teeth brushing for approximately 2 minutes) and some alleged disc switching that kept me busy for quite a bit longer, Morbius (yes, again) and rotisserie chickens.
So strap in by tying the wrong ends of a seatbelt together, feed your T-Rex a goat and get ready for some quality content - spared no expense!
MUSIC TRACKS
That Funk Logo by TexasBrother.
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
The Elevator by Korolkov.
A Halloween - Wolf_Music
Nightly News Impact Logo by HollywoodEdge.
Retro Short Interlude B by Top-Up-Sounds.
Epic Cinema Logo Ident by leto.