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Jonny is a filmmaker and Si is a 3D graphic artist. We are two brothers who love films. If you do as well, maybe you‘ll enjoy listening to us discuss movies, good and bad, while we relive our childhoods, deconstruct them and go off on tangents. Be advised, this podcast contains strong language, including sexual swearwords.
Episodes
Friday Apr 28, 2023
BONUS EPISODE - Puss in Boots and Super Mario Bros - 28-04-23
Friday Apr 28, 2023
Friday Apr 28, 2023
Here's another bonus episode for you lovely people while we at WOSN er...get our act together.
It's-a us!
In this little amuse bouche, we talk about our kids and, along the way, we perhaps mention Puss in Boots and The Super Mario Bros Movie. We stopped short of showing pictures of our little ankle biters. I mean it's a podcast, you wouldn't be able to see them, that's just ridiculous.
In amongst the movie and tyke-talk, we regale you with anecdotes and delightful bon mots that you can only get here at What's Our Seat Number. It's classy, it's up-market. We also say "fuck" occaisonally because our vocabularies are low.
So, once again, slip on a pair of headphones, perhaps a gimp mask and some latex (we don't judge here) and put your feet up to enjoy yet another fun-filled episode of this here podcast.
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Wednesday Apr 19, 2023
EPISODE 31 - Renfield (2023) - “BooHOO!” - 19-04-23
Wednesday Apr 19, 2023
Wednesday Apr 19, 2023
Do you know your ABC? You'd better if Nic Cage is around...
This week, we went see Renfield, a new comedy/horror flick, which would have been just fine on it's own. Nicholas Hoult is a great actor, the premise - Dracula's familiar in modern day New Orleans joins a support group for the abused - is high concept and funny. But then you turn away. Then you blink. Then someone says "Nicolas Cage IS Draaaaacuuuulaaaa" and that's all she wrote. You've now spilled your hot choccy all down your nice new sweater in sheer excitement. Everything that that suggests and more is fulfilled in this movie. Repeat that to yourself in a whisper on a loop. Nicolas Cage is Dracula. Yeah, he is!
There's also another round of "Stop, Hey, What's That Sound?", movie news, trivia, dad puns and more sound clips than you can swish a cape at.
So, don’t have a tansy. Chuck that beverage soaked sweater in the wash, warm up some donor blood in the microwave and get ready to listen to yet another...erm, solid? Yeah, I'd say solid. Perfectly solid...episode of this here podcast.
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.
Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood
Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.
Nightly News Impact Logo by HollywoodEdge.
News by MusicalSmile.
Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
BONUS EPISODE - Q&A and (belated) Oscars Chat - 26-03-23
Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
Tuesday Mar 28, 2023
How many filmmakers does it take to change an SD card? Why do we keep asking the talent to clap before a take? Why is there never a craft services trailer on my set?
All these questions and many, many more that you've always dreamed of asking...won't be answered in this episode. If you want to ask your own questions please send them to us on our Facebook or Twitter pages.
What we do have on this week's bonus episode is a Q&A sent in by devoted fan (and possible stalker) ShaCass, whose wife has tried to make me diet relapse by force feeding me an offical Scramballed cookie the other night at the Scramballed launch party...
By the way, Scramballed is a game on the Nintendo Switch that Si made. Give him some props, he deserves it.
Follow on Facebook - facebook.com/scramballed
and Twitter - twitter.com/unboxedexp
Elsewehere, there's some sooooo last week belated Oscar chat, so stick around for that. Conclusions? Inconclusive. Just that the Oscars happened and something about Hugh Grant. Felt cute. Might publish. TL;DR - an episode happened.
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Trap Ident by LEXMUSIC.
Tuesday Mar 21, 2023
EPISODE 30 - Cocaine Bear (2023) - “where’s the beeeaaar?!” - 21-03-23
Tuesday Mar 21, 2023
Tuesday Mar 21, 2023
This week, we review a PT Anderson-like instant classic about a mother searching for her daughter in the woods, a cop trying to find meaning in life by way of his love for dogs, a ranger trying to keep control of the local thugs, a pair of drug dealers finding friendship amid grief and suffering and...a bear hopped up on cocaine gone on a rampage, ripping anyone who gets in her way limb from limb.
That's right! It's Cocaine Bear!
You'll never look at another severed leg again without the desire to snort a line off it.
I'm fairly certain that when my daughter asks me to find her Winnie the Pooh toy tonight. I'm going to go look for it yelling "where's the BEEEEAAAARRRR!"
As usual, the Brothers Bantz (TM) er...banter, we give you your weekly dose of movie news and another round of Stop, Hey, What's That Sound? And later, trivia and VFX chat.
So grab your razorblade, roll up a 20, or simply have a friend pour a pack over your head while you wistfully sigh something about cocaine Christmas, and hit play. Do it.
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.
Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood
Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.
Nightly News Impact Logo by HollywoodEdge.
News by MusicalSmile.
A Halloween - Wolf_Music
Sunday Mar 19, 2023
BONUS EPISODE - Skydiving, 80’s Creepers and DC - 19-03-23
Sunday Mar 19, 2023
Sunday Mar 19, 2023
What's Our Seat Number episodes are like buses. You wait months for one and then two come along at the same time.
Once again, we gift you, free of charge, free of obligation, free of wit or intelligence, a bonus episode of our illustrious, prestigious and presumtuous podcast.
Please enjoy the following prattle - we discuss the one thing that Jonny needs in order to bribe him into jumping out of a perfectly good plane sans spleen, we ruminate on the 80's "nice guys" of yesteryear (it WAS yesteryear, I'm NOT turning 40 in July) and we wrap up with a quick discussion about our favourite DC shows.
Enjoy, but don't go overboard. We don't want too much excitement at this age...
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Trap Ident by LEXMUSIC.
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
EPISODE 29 - Scream VI (2023) - 15-03-23
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
Wednesday Mar 15, 2023
SCREAVI is the new Scream movie, bucking the trend of awkwardly stylized titles with numbers in them. No, I lie. It’s pretty awkward. At least they didn’t call it Scream 2.
We went to see this movie the other night and then recorded this very episode you hold in your ears, while sitting in the car. No one need ever rent studio time again, this is a patent, it sounds way better than doing it in an actual room in a building.
We chat about some fairly unrelated stuff and have some belated movie news (seriously, even the physical, printed papers are ahead of us) before diving into a discussion of the movie in general and then we go into spoilers with fair warning.
Pull up a chair, grab a steaming plate of Punkishin (or bowl? We haven’t decided yet) and savor every moment of this week’s episode, because Xenu knows when we’ll be able to do it again…
What should your end credits theme be? Let us know in the comments!
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.
Nightly News Impact Logo by HollywoodEdge.
News by MusicalSmile.
Monday Jan 09, 2023
EPISODE 28 - Die Hard (1988) - 09-01-23
Monday Jan 09, 2023
Monday Jan 09, 2023
Yippee Ki-Yay mothercluckers! Fresh from game design stardom and slumming it with us once again, my co-host Simon Gross has finally returned! Much like chickens batting exploding eggs at each other with frying pans, our conversation this evening was once again fraught with banter, slurred words and the constant, unprofessional shitting of the proverbial and literal bed.
In this episode, we talk about late film critic Robert Eejit’s favourite Passover flick Die Hard (1988) starring Bruce McClane, Bonnie Langford, Dwayne The Rock Robinson, Reginald JeanValJeanson, Hart Bochhhhner, The Sherriff of Rottingham, Necros from The Living Daylights, Dickless from Ghostbusters, Him Out Of That Thing, Weird blonde bloke from The Money Pit and, in a bit part, Viggo the Carpathian.
Disclaimer - Movie News might be a tad out of date due to the break between episodes…but I think it’s…seamless. Merry Christmas, everyone!
So, when you get where you’re going, take off your shoes and your socks and walk around on the rug barefoot and make fists witcha toes. While listening to this episode of course. Yessir, better than a shower and hawt cup of cawfee. Trust me, I’m doin’ this fa niiiiiiine years.
In the meantime, I’ll just say farewell and wish you a very happy Yo Nesbow.
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.
Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood
Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.
Nightly News Impact Logo by HollywoodEdge.
News by MusicalSmile.
A Halloween - Wolf_Music
Tuesday Nov 08, 2022
EPISODE 27 - The Pagemaster (1994) “The Egg-Zit!” - 08-11-22
Tuesday Nov 08, 2022
Tuesday Nov 08, 2022
A veritable Russian Doll of tangents are at the fore of this week’s episode, where the sheer amount of unrelated topics careening wildly off the road is positively mind boggling. It’s like, you know when you’re in the middle of a sentence and you think of something else and then you get stuck on that thing but you were supposed to be talking about something else? That’s this episode.
Right…where was I? Oh yes…The Pagemaster! It’s a film that we’re talking about this week, with microphones precariously balanced on mic stands only prevented from falling over by apples in a bag hung from the back and a pop filter wedged into the shock mount taped to a plastic knife. And why? Because both mic stand and pop filter broke within minutes of each other before recording. But that’s neither here or there. I just wanted you to know how hard it was.
As a result, Jonny’s mood took a turn for the cantankerous with the black cloud that used to form over Si’s head ominously gliding over to him, with hilarious and/or annoying results. You decide.
Boobies are mentioned, Jonny explains what auto-correct is, we forget which Planet of the Apes movie is which, something about Henry Cavill…
And we talk about The Pagemaster for roughly some of the runtime, I promise.
All together now: The egg-zit!
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.
Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood
Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.
Nightly News Impact Logo by HollywoodEdge.
News by MusicalSmile.
A Halloween - Wolf_Music
Monday Oct 31, 2022
EPISODE 26 - The Frighteners (1996) - Halloween Special #3 - 31-10-22
Monday Oct 31, 2022
Monday Oct 31, 2022
Happy Halloween! 'Tis the night of ghouls, ghosts, witches, goblins and pumpkins and what better way to celebrate it than to stay inside, lock the doors, hide your candy (because it's MINE!) and listen to us chat about The Frighteners?
Peter Jackson's 1996 breakout flick sees Michael J. Fox as Frank Bannister, a con man who sets up hauntings so that he can exorcise houses. The twist? He can actually see ghosts and he sends his deceased pals Cyrus and Stuart to throw things around. When a hooded grim reaper figure starts killing off the townsfolk, Frank's on the case!
We recommend this movie heartily, it's a good 'un.
We open our episode with a discussion about bad language, so it's allowed. Rated E for Educational.
Come for our discussion on the movie, stay for a round of "Answer Me Quickly", some slightly outdated Movie News, Trivia Corner and whatever Si's calling his VFX segment nowadays.
Also, if you’re looking for quality Michael J. Fox impressions…probably best to look elsewhere…
Ready? Let's have an episode.
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.
Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.
Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood
Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.
Nightly News Impact Logo by HollywoodEdge.
News by MusicalSmile.
A Halloween - Wolf_Music
Trap Ident by LEXMUSIC
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
BONUS DISCUSSION - Halloween 2018 trilogy #2 - 30-10-22
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
I know what you're thinking. Didn't we do this already? Haven't you already droned on for what seemed like a lifetime about this trilogy of films? Well, now we've got added Si and through his eyes I could see deep into his soul to surmise...that he was tired. Midnight is no time to record a podcast, dammit!
Now, dear listeners, you can hear the other side of the conversation. Enjoy, and remember...spoiler alert!
MUSIC TRACKS
Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.
Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.